Putting on my Go Fug Yourself hat now. [This means it’s ok to be judgemental about people’s clothes when I myself am wearing a hessian sack and have not brushed my hair in three days.] However I will be as sympathetic as possible as I know first-hand how difficult it is to find clothes that fit tall women with huge shoulders/biceps/triceps and tiny waists/boobs. NAT: Blimey you can tell she’s been on telly a lot (UK readers: she was on their version of Strictly). Good hair, lovely dress, clearly familiar with putting on makeup that isn’t waterproof. 9/10 DANA: Aieee purple satin! STEP AWAY, DANA. The rumpled top half does her boobs no favours and I’m not sure what that belt bit is down there. Nice earrings though! 2/10 REB: Aww breaststrokers are short. You never notice until they’re standing in a medley relay! Nice try with the halter neck (good way of dealing with the Shoulder Problem) but it all goes south at that gathered line (where her hand is). 4/10 MISSY: A++ Tick VG! Miss World Record Pants has lovely hair and a lovely dress and has finally had the traintracks taken off. Her bicep isn’t quite as beefy as Nat’s but I don’t care. 10/10 I think they stack up nicely compared to that Aussie relay team from 1908 I posted the other day.

Putting on my Go Fug Yourself hat now. [This means it’s ok to be judgemental about people’s clothes when I myself am wearing a hessian sack and have not brushed my hair in three days.] However I will be as sympathetic as possible as I know first-hand how difficult it is to find clothes that fit tall women with huge shoulders/biceps/triceps and tiny waists/boobs.

NAT: Blimey you can tell she’s been on telly a lot (UK readers: she was on their version of Strictly). Good hair, lovely dress, clearly familiar with putting on makeup that isn’t waterproof. 9/10
DANA: Aieee purple satin! STEP AWAY, DANA. The rumpled top half does her boobs no favours and I’m not sure what that belt bit is down there. Nice earrings though! 2/10
REB: Aww breaststrokers are short. You never notice until they’re standing in a medley relay! Nice try with the halter neck (good way of dealing with the Shoulder Problem) but it all goes south at that gathered line (where her hand is). 4/10
MISSY: A++ Tick VG! Miss World Record Pants has lovely hair and a lovely dress and has finally had the traintracks taken off. Her bicep isn’t quite as beefy as Nat’s but I don’t care. 10/10

I think they stack up nicely compared to that Aussie relay team from 1908 I posted the other day.

(Source: swimthefly)

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