Keri-Anne Payne’s 2012 victory meal!

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British Trials - Day 1 & 2 Preview

So British Trials are still over a month away but I am already pretty stoked about it! I’ll be there for three of the evening sessions but will be sure to report back in full here.

Let’s see what’s afoot on the first two days:

Saturday
Women’s 400IM final: World championship silver medallist Hannah ‘worst passport photo ever’ Miley is the obvious favourite here. Her 4.34.22 in Shanghai was miles(y) under the Olympic ‘A’ qualifying time of 4.41.75 so I doubt she’ll have any trouble (her time at trials last year was 4.37). Also she has now won TWELVE National titles. Dude.

But who will get the second spot? My future wife Keri-Anne Payne nabbed it in 2008 with a 4.38 but she has only swum under the ‘A’ time once (just) since the suit ban, at the Commonwealths in Delhi. How about young Siobhan-Marie O’Connor? She’s been impressing a lot of people in the last twelve months and swam a 4.46 at European Juniors despite having the most messed-up taper ever. She seems to be improving steadily, but there might just be too many seconds to drop.

So I think my pick for that extra place is Aimee Willmott - she won the National Youth Champs by 8 seconds in a staggering 4.38.63 last year (setting a new age group record) and won the Flanders Cup last week in a 4.42 untapered. She’ll turn 19 just before trials and looks to be in excellent form.

Men’s 400m free final: The ‘A’ time here will be pretty tough for the British guys and we’re certainly not guaranteed to have two qualifiers in this event.

My favourite to win is my future husband-in-law David Carry (2006 Commonwealth champ). For an ancient lad (i.e. older than me!) Dave has been sticking it out over the last five years, consistently posting times around the 3.47-3.48 mark with and without suits. Last week in Flanders David did a 3.49 untapered but to be honest taper doesn’t seem to make much difference for him!

Our Dave will have close competition from Robbie Renwick (who swam a textile best of 3.48.60 at last year’s Nationals), and perhaps young all-rounder Ieuan Lloyd who swam a PB of 3.51 in Flanders. However I still think two GB dudes under 3.48.92 will be pushing it. What I *do* predict though is that a bunch of kids will make the final, get all overexcited, go out too fast and die on their arses in the last 100.

Sunday
I’ll be at this session, with (hopefully) a front-row seat!

Women’s 100m fly final: This one is impossible to call! Let’s see. We have the European silver medallist, British record holder and general sprinting machine Fran Halsall (textile best 57.40). We have Jemma Lowe who came 6th in this event in Beijing (textile best of 57.43 set last year) AND Ellen Gandy who has come on leaps and bounds in the last year (textile best of 57.55 which got her 5th in Shanghai).

All three girls were in the top end of the world rankings in 2011. Getting two of them under the ‘A’ time of 58.70 will be a piece of piss so instead I would LOVE to see a new British record here, ideally a low 57 or even a 57.0 (let’s save the 56s for July shall we?). OK - Fran to win, Ellen second, a couple of hundredths separating them and Jemma.

Part of me still thinks it’s hilarious that GB women have suddenly got really good at butterfly. I blame this man:

James 'just off to throw up now' HickmanJames ‘I’m just off to throw up now’ Hickman

Men’s 100m breast final
This event is not quite as sparkling a prospect HOWEVER recently the lads do seem to be improving on the normally-underwhelming short breaststroke. Mike Jamieson (textile best 60.60) and Daniel Silwinski (textile best 60.75 - set last week!) have a shot at both getting under the ‘A’ time (60.79) if they’re in adjacent lanes and can spur each other on. I fear 200m specialist Kris Gilchrist (textile best 60.99) will be locked out in third whatever happens.

A slim but hilarious outside prospect is James Goddard - he swam 58.22 short course at the World Cup last December (British textile record!) and might think it worth a punt as the 200m IM and 200m back semis aren’t until Wednesday.

Women’s 400m free final
OMG I literally cannot wait for this. Becky has the pedigree, Jo has the experience of holding the world record in this event (and she must have some old scores to settle with it), Jazz must be tired of finishing third all the time and Keri-Anne has absolutely nothing to lose.

The ‘A’ time is 4.09.35 - even Hannah Miley got underneath that last December but with the Olympic schedule as it is I doubt she would take the place in this event if she earned one. Half the other potential finalists weren’t out of NAPPIES when I first raced the 400m free: Anne Bochmann (18) has a textile PB of 4.08.30 that earned her 4th in the Commonwealth Games (ahead of New Zealand’s Lauren Boyle); Eleanor Faulkner (also 18) swam a nifty 4.10.36 untapered in Flanders last week; Hayley Towner (19) hit high 4.10s twice in 2011; Sasha Matthews (20) might be more of an 800 girl but a 4.10 is within her sights.

I honestly think we could see 6 girls going 4.10 or under (certainly all the finalists should be going under the ‘B’ time of 4.19 but ‘whatevs’ to that). I hope Becky will post a 4.02 again like last year and send a warning shot across the bows to Pellegrini, Palmer, Friis and Muffat. I would obviously love to see Jo get back to her best form BUT I think it’s Jazz’s race now - her 4.05 at trials last year would have made the final in Shanghai but it wasn’t to be. My predictions: 1) Becky 2) Jazz 3) Jo. And maybe Caitlin McClatchey somewhere around 6th :)

Days 3 and 4 coming up! At some point!

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Early doors results look promising

Plenty of the Team GB kids have been out and about this weekend for a bit of early-season racing. The times will obviously be relatively slow as everyone’s in heavy training, but let’s see how they all stack up:

Women’s 200m/100m fly
Jess Dickons won the Victorian State champs ahead of Ellen Gandy, with Jess on 2:07.68 and Ellen on 2:11.39. Over in Austin, Jemma Lowe swam 2:10.47 to qualify fastest for the final (later tonight), as did Elena Sheridan in 2.13.70 at the Flanders Cup in Belgium (edit - Elena won in 2.11.08). Jemma also got 2nd in the 100m fly (58.16) just behind world champion Dana Vollmer (58.02). Ellen went one better and won the 100 in Victoria in 57.96.

Women’s 400m free
Jazz Carlin was 2nd in Austin behind a very speedy Allison Schmitt (Jazz on 4:07.89, Allison on 4:05.90) but well in front of Chloe Sutton (4:10.66). In Flanders, Eleanor Faulkner qualified fastest for the final ahead of 800m world champ Lotte Friis with a 4.15.83 (edit - the final went the other way with Lotte winning in 4.08, Eleanor behind her in 4.10.36) .

Women’s 200m/400m IM
Flanders: Aimee Wilmott won in 4.42.0 with THREE other Brits in the final all under 5 minutes (!). Victoria: Siobhan Marie O’Connor managed a 4:50.31 for third (but went faster in her heat) and Jess Dickons got under 5 minutes as well. No Brits in the Austin GP final but for comparison Cammile Adams won it in 4.38.8. (edit - Sophie Allen won the Flanders 200IM in 2.13.23, Siobhan was 2nd in Victoria with 2:15.08)

Women’s 200m back
Austin: Georgia Davies finished 3 seconds behind Missy Franklin with a 2:11.10 but a few places ahead of Laure ‘batshit mentalist’ Manaudou who finally seems to be improving again after dropping the ol’ sprog. Steph Proud posted 2:14.72 in the B final and Gemma Spofforth came 2nd in the C final with 2:15.16. The other Georgia (Hohmann) won the Flanders Cup in 2.09.71, Lauren Quigley in third on 2.14.51. I think that puts the two Georgias 2nd and 3rd in the (temporary!) 2012 rankings behind Missy!

Women’s 800m free
Ellie Faulkner did a cracking 8.29.70 behind Lotte Friis in Flanders, Keri-Anne Payne 4th in 8.38.58. More surprisingly, Ellen Gandy placed 3rd in Victoria with 8.47.43, about half an hour after winning the 50 fly! Hardcore.

Also
Fran Halsall swam 54.29 for 100m free and 26.84 for 50m fly at the City of Derby long course meet. The 100 free time would have placed her 2nd in Austin and Victoria.

Dudes
Usual aspects out in force in Austin: Richard Webb third in the 200m breast (2:13.51), Simon Burnett clocking 50.17 in the 100m free. In Victoria, Dan Fogg and Jack Burnell kept pace with each other to get a 1-2 in the 1500m free with 15.39 and 15.41. And last but not least David Carry won the 400m free in Flanders with a not-too-shabby 3.49.29 - faster than Ryan Cochrane’s win in Austin and Jarrod Killey’s in Victoria. (edit - a good swim from Dan Sliwinski in Flanders, 1.00.75 for 2nd in the 100m breast)

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This is much better than it has any right to be.

swimthefly:

While much of the world of swimming is focused on this weekend’s meet in Atlanta, a smaller collection of swimmers is spending its time dropping hot hot debut tracks onto a pool deck near you.

So without further preamble, we present the music video for “SPLASH ON EM” (featuring Azad Al-Barazi, Mike Alexandrov, Ed Moses and Max Jaben).

And make sure to watch until the end for a surprise cameo verse from “Swim Lady” Katie Hoff:

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Oh SwimNews, never change.

(I know everyone makes mistakes now and again, but this article has been up for 2 days now without being corrected)

Oh SwimNews, never change.

(I know everyone makes mistakes now and again, but this article has been up for 2 days now without being corrected)

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Putting on my Go Fug Yourself hat now. [This means it’s ok to be judgemental about people’s clothes when I myself am wearing a hessian sack and have not brushed my hair in three days.] However I will be as sympathetic as possible as I know first-hand how difficult it is to find clothes that fit tall women with huge shoulders/biceps/triceps and tiny waists/boobs.

NAT: Blimey you can tell she’s been on telly a lot (UK readers: she was on their version of Strictly). Good hair, lovely dress, clearly familiar with putting on makeup that isn’t waterproof. 9/10
DANA: Aieee purple satin! STEP AWAY, DANA. The rumpled top half does her boobs no favours and I’m not sure what that belt bit is down there. Nice earrings though! 2/10
REB: Aww breaststrokers are short. You never notice until they’re standing in a medley relay! Nice try with the halter neck (good way of dealing with the Shoulder Problem) but it all goes south at that gathered line (where her hand is). 4/10
MISSY: A++ Tick VG! Miss World Record Pants has lovely hair and a lovely dress and has finally had the traintracks taken off. Her bicep isn’t quite as beefy as Nat’s but I don’t care. 10/10

I think they stack up nicely compared to that Aussie relay team from 1908 I posted the other day.

Putting on my Go Fug Yourself hat now. [This means it’s ok to be judgemental about people’s clothes when I myself am wearing a hessian sack and have not brushed my hair in three days.] However I will be as sympathetic as possible as I know first-hand how difficult it is to find clothes that fit tall women with huge shoulders/biceps/triceps and tiny waists/boobs.

NAT: Blimey you can tell she’s been on telly a lot (UK readers: she was on their version of Strictly). Good hair, lovely dress, clearly familiar with putting on makeup that isn’t waterproof. 9/10
DANA: Aieee purple satin! STEP AWAY, DANA. The rumpled top half does her boobs no favours and I’m not sure what that belt bit is down there. Nice earrings though! 2/10
REB: Aww breaststrokers are short. You never notice until they’re standing in a medley relay! Nice try with the halter neck (good way of dealing with the Shoulder Problem) but it all goes south at that gathered line (where her hand is). 4/10
MISSY: A++ Tick VG! Miss World Record Pants has lovely hair and a lovely dress and has finally had the traintracks taken off. Her bicep isn’t quite as beefy as Nat’s but I don’t care. 10/10

I think they stack up nicely compared to that Aussie relay team from 1908 I posted the other day.

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I heart Eurosport.fr

I also heart Google Translate. From this article about Laure Manaudou’s poor showing at the Minnesota GP:

If [Manaudou] came out frustrated her weekend, her US coach, Brett Hawke, however, sees some positive elements. ’ We’re not there to make time. We trained very hard for a month and the legs of my swimmers have died. They complain, but it makes me happy ‘, said the coach of Auburn.

We’ve all been there.

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fyeahswimshark:

thanks for the submission! http://airclouded.tumblr.com/

Hahah I remember once I did a huge PB on 400m and my coach suddenly decided I was a distance swimmer and lumped me in with the MENTAL hardcore group. I died so badly on the Janet Evans set that he put me back on breaststroke next time.

fyeahswimshark:

thanks for the submission! http://airclouded.tumblr.com/

Hahah I remember once I did a huge PB on 400m and my coach suddenly decided I was a distance swimmer and lumped me in with the MENTAL hardcore group. I died so badly on the Janet Evans set that he put me back on breaststroke next time.

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Last week I was happily splashing along at the gym’s tiny pool (18m!) when the lass who gives beginner lessons flagged me down.

“I’m thinking of doing sessions on Wednesdays for advanced technique and training - proper structured sets. Would you be interested?”

I haven’t received any formal swimming coaching for about 12 years. I’m normally quite happy going up and down by myself. Then I thought to myself: What would Ranomi Kromowidjojo do?

Well exactly.

This week I could only stay for half the set but BLIMEY it was hard enough. However having someone tell you how many reps you have left to go is very useful. As is someone telling you what the tiny pace clock says when you can’t see it from the other end of the pool. Next stop masters. Oh dear!

Last week I was happily splashing along at the gym’s tiny pool (18m!) when the lass who gives beginner lessons flagged me down.

“I’m thinking of doing sessions on Wednesdays for advanced technique and training - proper structured sets. Would you be interested?”

I haven’t received any formal swimming coaching for about 12 years. I’m normally quite happy going up and down by myself. Then I thought to myself: What would Ranomi Kromowidjojo do?

Well exactly.

This week I could only stay for half the set but BLIMEY it was hard enough. However having someone tell you how many reps you have left to go is very useful. As is someone telling you what the tiny pace clock says when you can’t see it from the other end of the pool. Next stop masters. Oh dear!

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Sweet. Therese is now the highest prize-money-earning swimmer in history.

Sweet. Therese is now the highest prize-money-earning swimmer in history.

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